FeedLine—where cats rule and humans kind of just pay for everything. The social media app for cats is going wild with posts of every kind, because this month’s theme is FOOD, and every kitty is doing everything in those tiny paws to chase likes.
Today’s trending cat is a lovely brown kitty that has apparently been preparing for this moment for months. According to the caption, the food trend was predicted long ago and the “smart move” was to grow fresh watermelons in advance… or at least that’s what’s being claimed. Meanwhile, a very confused human is currently trying to figure out what happened to the watermelons in the garden. (FeedLine investigators say: the evidence is overwhelming.)
A photo popped up of this kitty holding two melons against their chest like a proud grocery champion, and the comments immediately went off the rails. The conversation somehow spiraled into “OnlyFans.” Either it’s really hot outside and everyone wants fans, or the internet is making grown-cat jokes that we’re simply not prepared for. Either way, the post is viral, the melon content is thriving, and FeedLine is doing what it does best: being unhinged.
Sticker details:
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Watermelon kitty sticker: approximately 2.5" W x 3.1" H
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Watermelon Home button sticker: approximately 1.4" W x 1.4" H
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Overall sticker sheet (with background): 3.5" W x 6.7" H
Stick Watermelon Kitty anywhere that needs a little extra cute—phone case, water bottle, laptop, notebook, scrapbook—so it can remind you to actually eat the fruit you bought for smoothies and “a healthier life.” And please… don’t let it rot again. Not for the 9th time. FeedLine is judging. 😼