We all know what FeedLine is by now: the social media app where cats chase likes, chase laser pointers, and experience the same “why am I not famous yet?” sadness humans feel when instant gratification doesn’t arrive in 0.3 seconds. The only difference is cats handle it by staring into the distance dramatically… and then sprinting down the hallway at 3 a.m. for no reason.
This month’s theme is CUTE, which means the entire app has basically turned into a never-ending highlight reel of toe beans, slow blinks, and “accidentally” adorable selfies. Cats are finding any excuse to post pictures of themselves. Sitting? Post it. Standing? Post it. Existing near a sunbeam? Definitely post it. The meowgorithm is hungry, and it must be fed.
Today’s trending star is a white kitty with big brown eyes—the kind of eyes that say, “I have never done anything wrong in my life,” even while actively pushing something off a table. The likes started rolling in fast, and then the real magic happened: that unique giraffe-like pattern across the top of the body appeared on everyone’s feed. Suddenly it’s “Giraffe Kitty” this, “Giraffe Kitty” that, and the comments are unhinged in the best way:
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“Those spots?? Absolutely purrfect.”
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“I would commit crimes for this cat.”
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“Spotted royalty has entered the chat.”
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“Show the toe beans!”
And once the algorithm chooses a cat like this… there’s no going back to a quiet life. Privacy? Gone. Peace? Gone. The only thing left is fame, fan accounts, and an endless supply of digital head pats.
Sticker details:
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White Giraffe Pattern Kitty sticker: approximately 2.6" W x 2.8" H
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Heart home button sticker: approximately 1.5" W x 1.3" H
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Overall sticker sheet (with background): 3.5" W x 6.7" H
Stick Giraffe Pattern Kitty anywhere—phone case, laptop, water bottle, notebook, scrapbook—because this kitty is just too dang cute to keep off the feed. Warning: may cause spontaneous “aww,” increased snack cravings, and the sudden urge to speak in baby voice.