You just logged on to FeedLine… but honestly, you already knew that. After all, nobody “accidentally” ends up here—FeedLine is a lifestyle. One minute you’re doing something important, the next minute you’re watching fluffy felines commit tiny crimes in 4K. As you already know, FeedLine is the social media app for kitties, where trends are the #1 algorithm priority, and reality is whatever gets the most likes.
This month’s trend is FOOD! Because if cats love anything besides scratching your favorite sweater like it personally offended them and napping like it’s a competitive sport, it’s eating. There is always room for food. Always. Cats will become perfectly round before they ever admit the bowl is “full.” (And they’ll still stare at you like you’ve never fed them a day in their life.)
Now trending today: All Black Cat, absolutely breaking records and stealing hearts. A short reel popped into FeedLine of this gorgeous kitty “fluffing” a pillow—also known as kneading it with the intensity of a professional baker with a deadline. Immediately the comments exploded:
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“BISCUIT EXPERT 🔥”
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“That form?? 10/10 knead technique.”
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“Chef behavior.”
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“Where can I buy these biscuits??”
And just like that… the title stuck. Biscuit Expert.
The only problem? The kitty had no idea what a biscuit is. Confusion set in. But when the fans demand content, a FeedLine cat delivers. So the Biscuit Expert did the most reasonable thing possible: opened a bakery.
At first, the plan was to sell biscuits. Obviously. But biscuit making is hard—especially with no thumbs and a strict nap schedule. Despite the ongoing allegations (“This cat is clearly trained!”), the truth is: kneading a pillow and baking pastries are not the same job. So the bakery had to pivot.
Enter: baguettes.
Because baguette-making is… somehow… easier? Maybe? The Biscuits Expert is now a black-chef legend slinging the best baguettes in town like it’s a Michelin-star kitchen. The secret ingredient? Allegedly “Italian herbs.” Unofficially? Everyone suspects it’s basically catnip with a passport.
Now FeedLine is flooded with posts like:
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“Fresh baguette drop 😭💖”
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“The crust is PURRfect.”
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“This cat is baking better than me and I have hands.”
Truly, the internet is a wild place.
Sticker details:
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Black Chef Cat sticker: approximately 2.4" W x 3.3" H
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Red chef hat home button sticker: approximately 1.3" W x 1.1" H
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Overall sticker sheet (with background): 3.5" W x 6.7" H
Stick Black Chef Kitty in your kitchen, on your water bottle, laptop, notebook, or anywhere that needs more chaotic culinary energy. Perfect for motivating you to become the next world-famous “iron chef”… or at least to remind you that if a cat can run a bakery, you can definitely make toast.