FeedLine—the social media app ruled by cats. Chaos continues site-wide thanks to this month’s trend: FOOD. While some cats are doing the normal thing (posting a cute little pic of lunch, showing off a homemade snack, pretending they cooked when they definitely didn’t), other cats are taking the trend way too far… and honestly, we respect the dedication.
Today’s trending legend is the Black & Gray Poissonnier Chef Cat, going viral beyond anyone’s expectations—and making half of FeedLine learn what a poissonnier even is. (Don’t worry, the other half is just commenting “FISH CAT!!” and hitting like.)
This kitty is obsessed with fresh fish, and trust us… it does not get fresher than this. Instead of waiting patiently like a normal cat, this professional jumps and leaps straight into the unforgiving ocean waves to paw-pick the best fish around. Yes, into water. Voluntarily. And yes, it still hates being wet like every other cat—but a little H₂O can’t ruin a Poissonnier reputation. FeedLine fame requires sacrifice. Mostly the sacrifice is dignity, but still.
Once the fish is selected, the real magic begins. With a signature knife and lightning-fast claws, this chef slices and preps the catch in seconds, cleaning it up and turning it into an absolutely gorgeous presentation dish. It’s equal parts “fine dining” and “how is this even possible,” and the comments are losing their minds:
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“MICHELIN MEOW ⭐”
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“Freshest fish on the feed.”
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“Why is this cat more skilled than me?”
Sticker details:
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Black & Gray Poissonnier Chef Cat sticker: approximately 2.2" W x 3.2" H
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Fish home button sticker: approximately 2.5" W x 0.6" H
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Overall sticker sheet (with background): 3.5" W x 6.7" H
Stick this chef kitty anywhere that needs motivation—kitchen, laptop, water bottle, notebook—so it can remind you your skills are still leveling up. One day you’ll be amazing at whatever you’re doing… and if a cat can conquer the ocean for a fish pic, you can definitely conquer your to-do list.