One Year Closer – Death by Cake Tee

Celebrate your birthday the only way that truly matters—with a delicious slice of cake and an existential crisis! Our “One Year Closer” tee serves up a gooey, blood-red slice of frosting-dripping doom, topped with a skull candle that’s here to remind you: Yes, you are technically still alive. 🎂💀

Surrounded by pixel-style chaos and skull confetti, this design screams “party” but with a whisper of “mortal dread.” Perfect for birthdays, unbirthdays, or just embracing your slow march toward the void with style.

Warning: May cause spontaneous giggles and uncomfortable birthday reflections.