Deathday Cake Club Tee

Finally, a birthday shirt for people who really commit to the bond... even if it kills them. This hilariously morbid tee features a preppy grim pink cake with added years, ice skull drinks, and cupcakes prepared like literal edible time bombs. With the words “We Grow Closer Every Year” scrawled above and below in pastel cuteness to distract from it's forboding message. It’s a sweet reminder that friendship (or something darker) only gets tighter with time.

Perfect for parties, cryptic anniversaries, or just letting folks know you're the kind of friend who sticks around… forever. 🎉👻🧁