Death Slice – Birthday's Final Bite

Here’s the only dessert that stares mortality in the frosting—Death Slice! 🍰💀

This sticker features a devilishly sweet slice of red velvet doom, oozing with eerie purple icing and sinister chocolate drip. Crowned with fresh fruit and a totally chill skull candle (who’s probably seen some things), it’s the perfect treat for celebrating... the inevitable.

Stick it on your laptop, journal, coffin, or birthday card for that friend who’s one year closer to the great cake in the sky. Grim and delicious—just like life.

Warning: Contains 0% actual sugar, 100% existential flavor.